We had two genuinely good guides while we were in the bush up north in Limpopo.
But they were also very different in their methods.
First, Phil, our guide in the Welgevonden Reserve:
Phil spent some time managing some of the 60 lodges in Welgevonden, but then Covid hit and he was out of a job.
Now he is a freelance guide.
He’s pretty canny in the bush. He doesn’t carry a gun. But he knows how to survive if you find yourself alone and in trouble out there amongst the wild beasties:
“Follow the baboons,” he says. You can eat what they eat and drink what they drink. After a while, the troop may very well adopt you. They don’t worry too much about the predators for a couple of reasons: first, their eyes face front. Predators have eyes that face front. So they don't consider baboons prey (well, maybe the babies if they're really hungry). Impalas, kudus ... you know 'prey' ... have eyes on the sides of their heads in order to have a better look out for predators. Predators can tell the difference. Second, baboons work together and will often scare off even lions.
They can relax:
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We saw this guy plop down for a nap |
Phil taught us about the Weeping Wattle tree whose leaves are so soft you can use them as toilet paper (and not worry about things like poison ivy). Stuff a bunch of the leaves in a bag, shake it up and hang it in the sun, it will produce water you can drink. It’s also a great shade tree.
He also showed how to fashion a torch out of the local flora and fauna.
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Phil wrestling a bit of baboon's tail out of the ground |
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This is what Phil calls "baboon's tail" |
You can see how fibrous this plant is. It won't burn. This is the flora.
Next get yourself an ostrich egg. Eat contents (feeds many), and render some of the fat from the ostrich you killed for food in the egg shell over an open flame. (This is the fauna). Dip the end of the baboon's tail into the fat and voilà you have a torch.
There is not, sadly, a natural bush antidote for the bite of a black mamba. You have about 45 minutes to get airlifted to a hospital, otherwise, you’re toast.
So don’t get bitten. (We didn't but we heard a harrowing story from Phil about one that was too interested in one of his passengers. She's okay too. No bites)
His was a laid-back attitude:
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Phil putting on our morning coffee in the bush |
But when it counted, he got us out of potential fine messes (remember the raging bull?)
Now James.
This young man hails from Johannesburg and graduated from the More Field Guide College, located on the Marataba Reserve. (The More Family owns this private reserve). It’s a FGASA accredited college (Field Guide Association of South Africa) and it’s a rigorous set of courses that include 520 days of training in areas of wilderness first aid, advanced rifle handling and a lot of those days walking in the bush. He learned how to handle one-on-one encounters, on foot, with elephants, all the predators; he knows how to track footprints and other signs; birding, anti-poaching (a huge part of both the Marataba and Welgevonden Reserves).
Okay, you get the picture.
James was clearly happy to share his considerable knowledge of the bush and show us all that he could.
For instance, after an especially vicious downpour the night before, I noticed several dung beetles pushing their balls of dung across the road. I excitedly said, “Oh! Look at the dung beetles!”
James didn’t hesitate but told us the several ways dung beetles deal with their dung:
After any rainfall, the rhinos (especially) need to re-mark their territory, so they step all over their fresh dung then piss on it and spread it around some more.
Dung beetles love fresh dung. First they eat some for nutrition. Then they fashion a little ball of dung in which to lay their eggs. Then they 1) stuff it deep down into the dung heap, 2) roll it away from the dung heap and bury it somewhere else, 3) invade another beetle’s dung ball and lay their own eggs in it (the resulting hatchlings compete for survival).
Okay you get the picture. It’s just one example of his depth of knowledge in bushcraft.
James carries a gun. It’s always on the dashboard, but he never uses it while in the vehicle. He always takes it with him when he’s walking.
We learned so much from both of our guides, a different kind of learning from each of them.
I think I learned more from James, but I'm sure it's because he has been trained to proactively impart his knowledge.
Phil has bush smarts. James has Ranger smarts.
Next up, some end bits